i rock. a lot.

(:

2006-05-26T22:56:00.000-07:00

well well. i have decided to relieve my endless boredom by blogging. im not gonna use any fancy vocab like usual( too lazy).

anyway. i went shopping with mum today and bought really cool stuff. heres what i bought

1)espanol spain 2006 world cup tee from adidas
2)a pair of really cool adicolor shoes.
3)a white pair of boardshorts with the crimson word ripcurl embossed from the side to the back
4)the brilliant pair of nike golf dunks.(i dont play golf though)
5)a azure blue quiksilver sweatshirt that ive been eyeing for quite a while.
6)the world cup 2006 voices cd from grammaphone.
7)a black zebra stripped fcuk teeshirt
8)a pair of 501 levis(:

yay!

oh shoot i need to buy eugenia a present(:

ITS NIA NOT NA. haha

people these days.

2006-05-05T02:42:00.000-07:00

Approve this?

I was waiting for the Mrt at City Hall when I saw this ad...
enjoy plain flavoured milk!

At first, you know, normal and all, glazing over, but after a while I read...

"Plain-flavoured milk"

Excuse me but wtf is plain flavoured milk? Plain is plain, flavoured is flavoured, the two are mutually exclusive!

I can imagine some dumbass executives at some marketing meeting say, "OH, how shall we better market this new product?"

And some other person looks at the design and sighs, saying, "Why is the box so pink? People might mistaken this for strawberry milk."

A logical young man then quips, "But there is no picture of a strawberry, and you all know people only assume such things when they see a strawberry!"

Alas, his voice drowns in the shouts of agreement of what the previous young man said. Some of the executives take up protest boards and nominate loudly for him to be marketing president.

"We must differentiate our product from other strawberry milks!" they shout in unison, the spirit of marketing hitting everyone like an enthusiastic carton of milk.

"Silence!" says a wiser, older marketing personnel at the back, stroking his beard. "We shall hence say on the packet it is plain milk."

He gets promptly beaten up to death (protest boards helped), because it is stated in the Marketing Strategy Book 101 that no product package can ever hint that the product is inferior, and calling your product "plain"... Let's just say that old man deserved it.

Furthermore, the market has show only attention for flavoured products.

Who uses plain stuff anymore? NO ONE! Even toothpaste is flavoured nowadays, have you tried the green tea one? To further prove this point, even green tea, which is a favour by itself, has other flavours in it!

An employee at the back is silently brainstorming. He works silently, and by himself - some say he is a genius, and some say he is just trying to act like a genius by being quiet.

In any case he draws himself to his full height (1.75m) and slowly walks towards the whiteboard, writing the following:

"Plain flavoured milk"

It took 5 seconds for everyone to nudge each other, and fall into a complete stunned silence.

"Yes!" someone breaks the taut ambience. The room erupts with roars of approval once again.

Together the marketing team proposed the idea to their superiors, who proposed it to their superiors, who proposed it to more superiors, who approved the idea and had "Plain flavoured milk" printed in prominent areas.

2 days pass.

A memo was passed down from the superior superiors, who said that just "Milk" as the product's logo is not sufficient.

The team is to brainstorm and come up with a suitable adjective as a prefix to Milk, so that the product stands out.

The marketing team thought about this for a long time, coming up with ideas like "sweet", "delicious", "cow's", "yummy", "yellow-white", and none were suitable.

The logical young man was scrutinizing the product sample on the table. "Alas, this milk tastes awful at room temperature!" he says. "If only it is chilled!"

Someone shouted, "That's it! CHILLED! CHILLED MILK!"

"But, but..." the logical young man stammered. "It is not chilled..." but nobody listens.

"When we take a product photo, we will have little droplets of water on it to show it is chilled," said the marketing leader with a resolute voice, basking in his own brilliance.

**************

Maybe the packet will self destruct when it is no longer chilly, rendering it's description true all the time.

(Some of you may argue "chilled" may just mean 'chilled once upon a time' and not a 'cold beverage' per se. This would then make the description of "chilled milk" even more stupid than to assume this packet of milk is actually cold, because customers do not give a shit about whether the milk has once been chilled before.)

***************

Have you seen Macdonald's mayonnaise? On it proudly writes, "Real mayonnaise".

Has anyone tried eating fake mayonnaise before?

yay

2006-03-25T05:10:00.000-08:00

today is the best day of my life(:

2006-03-10T03:23:00.000-08:00

Congrats Bryan Tay Zhi Rong!! (:

this freaking fast and thorpedo boy won medals for sg already man! relays. PLUS A FRIGGIN INDIVIDUAL 200m free medal. IDIOT. i owe him money. congrats man. ure super amazing.
the whole package. LOOKS.BRAINS.SPORTY. damn.well done dude.ure a star!

long overdue

2006-03-10T03:20:00.000-08:00

long overdue

had a really nice birthday lunch for tzen earlier this afternoon at pasta fresca at east coast tog with chris, luluuuuuuuuuu, bryan and ally. it was a surprise lunch for her. she didnt know that she was to meet us. i was late for once and so i missed out on the part where they surprised tzen but lunch and all went well. hope this girl will become smarter and less blur. haha. (: shall upload the pictures soon. didnt take many. only a few. most of which was the birthday girl in it.asian swim champs starts tml!! opening ceremony is in the evening and i MAY br taking part in it. bleah. i dont race till tues so i was hoping that i need not go ALL THE WAY DOWN TO SPORTS SCHOOL!!! it's freaking far for me la. 897965934656 miles away from my hse. so inconvenient. ok, but at least i dont have to go in the morn. only in the evening. look at the program alrd. my best chance to qualify for finals is in the 50 free and that is if i swim really well for my heats or else. goodbye. the coaches said that our relays had the best chance for medals so let's hope so. i'm hoping that the finals' atmosphere will be great. i mean it's sin's first major meet as a host. it'll be nice to hear the sin crowd out there cheering us on. home ground k? miracles swim can happen! (: but be prepared to hear the China national anthem 97% of the time. they have an extremely strong team. cant wait for the meet to start to watch the races.Good Luck to all racing in Asian Swim Champs! (:

2006-01-20T06:37:00.000-08:00

u know. i think ive said suck shit before? but this takes the cake

U F******* SUCK SHIT U ASSHOLE.

bitch.

2006-01-10T04:38:00.000-08:00

why is it a get that feeling i dont want to get.

a shoutout
to jean and juliana: hey u two. im really sorry i spoiled our lunch meeting. i got difficult parents.
im really sorry. ill try to make sure it wont happen again. yeah. but jean my mum still likes you. she said sorry to me for ruining it once she found out i went out with you. juliana. my mum finds ure voice cute. dont ask me why. but yeah ill make it up to you two okay. maybe treat u two to something.ure choice. cheers.

i got o levels this year. shit

haha

2006-01-07T07:09:00.000-08:00

rugby is damn fun.

happy new year

i found a person. its a good find. im sure

2005-12-24T07:16:00.000-08:00

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck
.31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.3
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

merry christmas guys

2005-12-21T05:56:00.000-08:00

china. we went to this small little road.forgot the name.hahas. then i,bryan and gibson did a little self-sculpture. it was really cool. he gave me dimples. hahahs. then then. we went to this other place. xiangyang lu i think. hahas. i bought 3 wallets from chanel and gucci and 4 che gurrera tees. hahas. my mum got an louis vuitton bag and another lv wallet. no doubt. we had less money. hahahs. then we went back and we went to kylies school performance.it was really cool. this sec 3 girl called phillapa adams made this really cool poem. it was titled christmas list. they were saying all the things that made christmas. the other 2 girls were going. santa,presents..yadayada. she was going food food food. then they said the best thing. she went food? it was so hilarious then they said NO LOVE! before dragging her off. as she was being dragged off. she went the LOVE OF FOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD. hahahahahs. it was whicked.

we had to sleep early cause we had to wake up for the morning flight to xi'an to see the TERRACOTTA WARRIORS.

OLAH. hahahs

part 3. soon. hahas.

2005-12-17T03:14:00.000-08:00

okay. back at last.

what we did.

sunday. arrived in shanghai pudong airport at 12:30pm-ish.i was still groggy after watching sky high,the dukes of hazard and parts of goal in quick succesion when i saw uncle eric woon. he fetched us from there with his TWO drivers. the ride was kinda long and i took my long awaited nap in his volvo,using my timberland windbreaker as a pillow.just a note. uncle eric lives in a villa. =D.yupp. i thought as i saw the sign. i was gonna enjoy myself. we arrived at his house and was introduced to his family. auntie chiew yan.(spelling),15 year old kylie.12 year lauren.8 year old elanaor(spelling) and 6 year old SARAH!.okay before i go on.i shall describe them.i'll post pictures soon.

KYLIE.i thought her name was kai li. she's my age and she has a cool usa accent.she's really protective and she's a really typical 15 year old girl.into cool stuff and she likes legolas from lotr and all the other hot guys. she has a really cool room at the top.she wants a psp and we enjoyed hanging out together. i got her number! haha.

LAUREN.she is super mature for her age. shes p6. she likes reading a lot and she also likes naruto. hahahs. she plays sims2,rollarcoaster tycoon and other games along that genre.shes was the first of the older girls i talked to properly lauren's really good at art and craft.her penguin was AWESOME!

THE OTHER TWO.sarah is so bleeding cute. me and bryan were like omggggg. hahahas.we were teaching her how to blade properly and i think she got it! elanor(spelling) was really cute too. they were playing fur elise the whole time it was soo cute i shall post pictures.she told us this story on the which boys flashed their weenie to her. the way she said weenie was so hilarious.i love them so much.=)

stay tune for shanghai part 2.

heheh

2005-12-08T04:07:00.000-08:00

okay its confirmed. i'm going shanghai. haha.yay! at least im going somewhere.
speaking of china.

we played chinese high on tuesday. i uh partnered lee peng and won my match 6-3. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 6-0. they were so bad. but we played like crap. the court was crap and my strings felt funny. haha new strings..fong came and we were teasing her about her love triangle between darryl,her and mark. it was so hilarious. anw in the end we beat them 5-1 overall.hahahs.

yeah and after that i took the longgg walk home.hoho

today i bought this really cute book called why do men have nipples. HAHA. it says. one teaspoon of sperm has 5 calories. hahahahah.

lay off the sperm man. lol.

dont u guys think some people are too possessive? its annoying.

cool songs this month:

believe me. /fort minor
crazy/simple plan
if its loving that you wan/rihanna

and lastly some food for thought.

1) why do doctors go out of the room when they ask u to strip when they are gonna see you naked anyways?

2) what level of authority must a person attain before he is considered assainated instead of murdered?

3)why do they put a ROUND pizza in a SQUARE box?

=D

2005-11-30T06:33:00.000-08:00

the junior age group is currently on. im out. first round. boo.

the brawly bunch all lost our matches. haha

1)eugene
2)david
3)wei en
4)greg
5)ME

we all lost the first set 6-0.

talk about embarrassing.

yep. that moritz kremb is good but beatable. he's first serve is super consistent. and it kicks soooo high. oh well.. anw. tomorrow got my match with leoric,against this unheralded pair called uh. shawn and someting. hahaa. anw. i really hope my knee will hold. its giving me a bit of trouble. hence my absence from sch training today..

On a happier note. CONGRATS MISS TAO AND MR B.TAY. HAHAHAHAR.nice job on winning the gold. so jealous. i should be there man. haha.oh to bryan.

:dude. was waxing pain? haha. ure armpits are pretty bare now. hahhahahas

i think joel and terrie have something going on. they're so. ugh.

annoying.

2005-11-23T22:40:00.000-08:00

heyy. was kinda busy today. had training. the u-17 team,part of it(me,lee peng,marcus,chris,weisong,xin wei) had this unofficial meeting at mos burger. it was really funny and stuff. we were discussing on the new training programme. we suggested

1) get more training balls,and change the stupid brand.
2) have more matchplay and friendly matches with other schools
3)have more serious and more sensible training.
4) do more consistency drills.
5) cheaper fees.longer trainings (so ironic)
6) ask royston to bugger off
7)play games to improve.ie.5,4,3,2,1
8) sack alan chong and coach james

i like the last one. anw. today was kinda fun trng. although me and lee peng got smashed by weisong and chris. ie team incredible.. 3-0. scary.i got fricking aced. haha.

then me and sharil played the same format against haikal and calvin.beat them 3-0. the match was really exciting. but easy. cause calvin's putaways are really bad.lol.

oh im 8th seed for the tournament. im so happy. haha. and im playing really cute and dangerous. felix wee..

ILL MISS YOU KATRINA HARWOOD.

-prays-

cool songs to listen to this month:

1)numa numa by ozone
2)crash and burn by savage garden
3)build me up buttercup by busted and mcfly.
4)you raise me up by josh groban or westlife

2005-11-20T05:06:00.000-08:00

hey went out today with..

ryan,david,nick,timothy,stacey,natasha,courtney and sabrina. we went for a shopping spree. i bought this nice little pair of dunks. its so pretty. it cost me though. natasha went to get her drag suit for training. jiao lian is always complaining.yeah i duno how sasha understands him shes australian. courtneys ang mor too. they are so fast man. its freaky

nick got this really nice pair of levis that he has been dying for since june.ryan got he's personalised barricades from suntec city.its so nice. it says ryan on one side and rocker on the other. haha. this couple of girls from mgs were so checking out david. they were staring and trying to get his attention.. it was so hilarious when u checked out he's bewildered look on his face. hee.

while waiting for stacey and sasha do do their thing. courtney and sab went to the toilet for duno do what. so me and the rest of the guys went to the sitting area to play big 2. it was so exciting until the tubby indian security guard chased us away.we then went to sakae for lunch it was nice. cause it was after 3pm and we got lots of stuff to eat at 13 dollars only. it was a blast. i think i put on weight after eating there man. so stuffed. i met mark chay with his friends there. it was so cool. ryan and stacey all wanted his autograph. the rest..since we were all swimmers were kinda like oh hi. are u going trng later? HAHA.

oh cheeyen wants to play a tournament! WOAH. hahahah

i like hersheys. dont you? haha

2005-11-17T06:50:00.000-08:00

i had fun today..sorry margo! hahaha. anw. i watched harry potter today. it was good and bad. the best bits were in it.

blog abt it later. gtg. argh.

PLEASE TAG.

2005-11-11T22:47:00.000-08:00

first and foremost. i want a testimonial from yan so..despite my pains to say it. ZJ CANT LIVE WITHOUT YAN. sheesh. supa ego man!

anw..today i saw FIONA XIE at the market. and we held a conversation. abeit a short one but OMG fiona xie!!! cause i saw this dirty old disgusting man he spit right at my path. then i was like agh sickening. then this woman. who i obviously didnt regconise as fiona xie.she was like tell me about it.i looked and i was like....speechless. i burbled hi. then she just smiled and said hello before walking off with her mum. NOT BEFORE SAYING BYEBYE. i should have asked for her number. damn.haha. yeah anw. omg my grandmother made me eat so much for breakfast. she ordered a bowl of fishball noodles for me. i was like yeah okay. THEN SHE ORDERED dian xin. and carrot cake and yu tiao. i was ugh. cannot finish. but being the sterotype grandmother. she demanded i finish it. so eating super slowly,i took my time to finish.yes and i didnt eat dinner and lunch.yes then i had crash course a math tuition. agh. tough man. PEIYI finds the whole incident damn hot. i duno why. ahaha

YES.

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DAY. YAY! hohoho

2005-11-09T19:23:00.000-08:00

i owe peiyi 15 hersheys!

she wants me to put it in her mouth so bad.. i wanna put it in there too! HAHAHAHA.

cheers.

anw today was damn boring i went to training today i played damn badly today my forehand was like netting all the time.GAH

im too upset to blog. tomorrow.

sorry

daniel

2005-11-08T06:39:00.000-08:00

IM IN TEAM ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!

hahha. i think its a fluke man.

anw. daniel! ure lonnggg awaited shoutout! hahah.

daniel beh pei wen- ive known you for soo long man. its been almost forever. we've been buddies since the maris stella days.heck we even kept in contact even when u were in ENGLAND. man. that rocked. yeah then when u came back i still remember we took you to eat roti prata. yeah then you had a super duper thick and oh so rich english accent. it was sooo nice lah. i was so jealous. now ure accent is long dead. haha. yeah.yeah rmb the times in primary 5 and 6 we were like teasing everybody.. from darren to gerald. haha yeah. we had sooo much fun. yeah we still like best of friends. i really like it man. i duno if i can finish this man. im already cutting short soo much things and i can still write a whole essay man.imagine with DANIEL BEH as a topic. hohoho.yeah oh man. we used to do everything. it was soooooo fun when u stayed in mingteckpark. then u moved. SHIT. ahaha. oh well. we still have fun. we play tennis ure forehand is so nice okay. its so big and heavy. very hard to hit back man.

shit my mum is asking me to get of the comp. LATER ALRIGHT.

haha

2005-11-06T04:38:00.000-08:00

XINGTING SAID MY BLOG IS NICEEEEEEE.

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

THEREFORE.XINGTING IS NICE TOOOOOOOOOO

=D

stuff i did today.

2005-11-03T22:58:00.000-08:00

who the heck loses to lille?

the ball loves the sky eh?

tsktsk. yeah today i woke up kinda annoyed. manchester lost? omg.
anyway,then i went to play tennis with matthew and shan and zj and steph.steph has improved
! really. she can dropshot. and shan has really improved.its frightening.yes after that. joey called.she wanted to play tennis..so,the exhausted me trooped down to her house. and lo and behold,joey was there with her group of hyper friends. i groaned to myself.boredom. come play comeplay. so me being the ever so kind soul dragged my feet on the court. then woah this girl looking like the old version of olinda rumbled onto centre court. i was like wtf. the massive blob of meat was gonna play me? oh well. i thought,get it done with.omg by the end of the first game. i was gonna faint. that huge piece of tofu only knows dropshots. all slice man. her serve kicked out wide. but slowly. i returned that then she slice to the side. i was like shit man im not gonnaa chase that. but heck i adapted and still beat miss giant 6-1. i nearly died.my tee was saturated with pespiration. i could wring the sweat out. then i went back,showered and fell on my bed,falling asleep at once. i woke up for dinner.with grandma and auntie and mummy. ate so much. blagh.

how to get the rest of the abs?

geez. tomorrow i have training. that brainless money-minded monkey. teaching us how to spin serve. WTF.

go suck shit man.

I ASKED YAN AND SHAN TO JOIN SPEX. HAHA

2005-11-01T22:29:00.000-08:00

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO LEE YAN YI WHO, BEING A PUSHOVER HAS VIOLENTLY FORCED ME, NOT ACCORDING TO MY OWN FREE WILL TO WRITE THIS POST AT THE EXPENSE OF MY LIFE.

(DANIEL LATER OKAY?)
okay.
shouldnt i just write a testimonial :D
yanyi is this really whacked up girl. shes my best friends girlfriend,who being her super egoistic self,got soo turned on upon seeing her name..and noooo it wasnt YANYI it was just plain old yan.there could be so many different yans in this world..like martin yan from yan can cook and etc. yanyi proclaims herself to be my shining beacon that lights up my life. now we know yanyi is a liar. yanyi habours a crush for me. i duno why maybe she habours a crush on everybody. maybe she wants me to be jealous.NOT WORKING LADY. yes. yanyi is plays good tennis. shes actually maria sharapova in disguise.amazing. off court she says she wears a fat suit and purposely plays like crap.but compared to me,she can beat me using her feet to hold her racket.yeah shes so good. the only think that i agree with yan is that her boyfriend is one of the best dudes around. hence him being my best friend. yes. so yan- i mean marias taste isnt that bad. okok. enough about yanyi.

i realised.

abby uses a lot of yeah
pengyan uses alot of ahah
yan uses a lot of i rock.

hahahah. kk no offense.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO U RETARDED PARTY CHICK! ure finally 15.
URE MUM FINALLY ALLOWES U ON G-STRINGS! hahaha

okay im weird.

SHOUTOUT PART ONE,WITH LOVELY PICS

2005-10-29T22:49:00.000-07:00

the people in my story:

1)thats my man zj with the orange.
2) thats zoey(yellow) with my retarded buddy xt
3)thats teri(on the left) acting cool
4)elvina in green
5) daniel my cockerspaniel,exteme right in uniform

i want to give a shoutout. haha. to my two BEST GUY FRIENDS in the whole WIDDDDDDDDEEEEE world!

ill do it in 2 parts. zhijie first. then daniel.
firstly zhijie! (oh it'll give you some backgrnd info)

dude, ive known you since like k1? thats damn long. i remember we used to take the same bus with daniel,teri tan (yeah tt super popular girl in mg) and nick? hhaha. rmb nick used to bluff me and you and teri ALL the time? like he's dad owned a foldable motorbike,he owned jet planes and all sorts of bullshit? i wonder where he is now? haha.then i rmb teri thought u and i how to make those duck sounds? u still do it sometimes these days. yeah oh and when i moved in to mingteckpark it so happened that you and dan were my so called neighbours! it was sooo fun! i loved those times sooo much.rmb we used to have lunch at each others place? yeah then we also used to go to ure place to play red alert! the best game. haha.do u remember that last time we wanted to invite this other girl from maris stella to lunch? haha yeah she was such a pussycat. so shy.yeah it was a blast. oh remember u peed in k2? the teacher would let u go pee? then she said PEE HERE LAH (obviously in sarcasm) u being you. took it seriously and said in that super cute tone. "k" then the floor was stained yellow.HAHA. oh i also remember in primary 3. u and i went to the same chinese tuition. we liked it caused she always gave us bubble gum! hha. i think we went there for bubble gum..not the tuition. then we always played country eraser. in ure specially designed starcraft pencilcase.hahaha. yes i remember that. then u always brought ure yellow gameboy. and u always played pokemon yellow! i still remember u were using a pidgeotto the very first time u showed me the game! yeah.i have a hell lot of plesant memories. i remember when we went cycling, u showed me how to cycle without hands! we went down the slope like a billion times. u also accompanied me jogging. whether its really accompaining me or it that u want to visit yan i dont know.but nevermind. i really appreciate everything u've done. like bringing me out to play tennis.somewhat coaching the noob ol me in tennis,dota and lots of other stuff. thanks for inviting to meet ure relatives and inviting me over to dinner and all sorts of things.

secondary school!

i remember we used to share loads of secrets. our dreams and fantasies. i gave u advice on terrie and u gave me advice on zoey and elvina!. u even offered to call her for me.u told me what to do,u told him to calm when i was super frantic and all.you told me how to cope with the problems,u told me how to tell her behaviour,you really made life easier without zee and elle!. im really grateful to that man. u share with me all ure deep secrets. u trust me with them and im really thankful to that..u stick up for me,we think alike, we know each other sooo well we practically can read each others mind,ure a real joy to be with and im really really fortunate u have met you.ure really a great person.u lend me loads of stuff( my "i choose you" leh?). ure patient and all. im really really happy to have u as my best friend. i hope that we stay friends forever okay?

-caseyyy

DANIEL URE NEXT!

sorry zee

boredom.

2005-10-27T16:52:00.000-07:00

ohh my zen micro is soo pretty. haha.

anyway. yesterday was zds birthday!

YAY!

i went to his place along with zhije,matthew,stephanie,terrie and shan.
at the start it was so boring man. the 3 girls (being girls) locked themselves in the room.who knows what they did inside..heh. yeah.so me and zj helped zd cook dinner.we stuffed RAW squid with um. squid,eggs,parsley and some other stuff.. it turned out REALLY good. haha. yeah we also made pasta with instant ikea meatball sauce. :/ its was quite nice. yeah and there was cake and this chicken with grapefruit and honey. haha. its was not bad actually.terrie brought fried ricee. hahah.

anyway after we ate ( a bit) we had this crazy idea of spikin matts drink.. we poured half a cup of vodka.(40% alcohol) and half a cup of pepsi twist. (he wasnt there yet as he had a tennis match) yeah then when he came he took it and drank it then he was like eh whats this. then we started laughing. we told him in the end. yah.

haha. then we became childish and went to the playground to play catching. it was fun as we ran around blindly in the darkness. haha. OHOH then when terrie was the catcher, i slowly walked past her 3 times and she didnt notice.haha. oh dear.

then the guys plotted to throw the girls in the pool. the plan was zd chase them with the water gun then matt,zj and i push them into the pool..obviously like all good plans it didnt work out. soo.me zj,matt and zd just ran to the playground and grabbed shan. being shan she clung on to everything.but we still managed too. we wanted to throw steph in but she was having her menses. then steph pushed zd in.oh boy. then mum called and screamed at me.

i ran home.

OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEIYI!

2005-10-25T22:27:00.000-07:00

You know there's always something
Really worth the wait
I wouldn't switch for nothing
There's nothing worth the change

People always try
To take you for a ride
Ain't no big surprise
Ain't no cause to cry
You know that you'll get by
If you're strong in your own mind

You don't have to change the way you are
I really don't think you're giving yourself a chance
I wish you could hear someone to say
Baby don't change, baby don't change
Do your own thing you're beautiful the way you are

In your search for something
You didn't have to change
You sacrificed the best things
And nearly lost your ways

People always try
To take you for a ride
Ain't no big surprise
Ain't no cause to cry
You know that you'll get by
If you're strong in your own mind

You don't have to change the way you are
I really don't think you're giving yourself a chance
I wish you could hear someone to say
Baby don't change, baby don't change
Do your own thing you're beautiful the way you are

You really don't ......
You don't have to change
Give yourself a chance
You really don't ......
You don't have to change
Give yourself a chance

You don't have to change the way you are
I really don't think you're giving yourself a chance
I wish you could hear someone to say
"Baby don't change, baby don't change
Do your own thing you're beautiful the way you are"
You really don't have to change the way you are
Really don't think you're giving yourself a chance
I wish you could hear someone to say
"Baby don't change, baby don't change
Do your own thing you're beautiful the way you are"

You really don't
You don't have to change
Give yourself a chance

-lighthouse family.

i think the lyrics are so nice. it applies to a lot of people man. haha

i have to take a math sub paper!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

flippinfriedFISH.

sigh.

oh yeah i need to call zoey. blagh. i really need a sleepover with dan and zj. its almost a craving...i really want one. argh. then i have 2 bbqs this week. one with zd and gang tomorrow and on sat i have one with adam.. haha. maybe i'll pon tomorrows one despite them trying to lure me with my face digitally imposed on a bikini. maybe ill go zjs house and tell him my problems. sigh.

anyway. the holidays are almost here!!

and to quote sarah!

er bye?

testing

2005-10-13T18:11:00.000-07:00

testing!!!!

hey

2005-10-13T10:48:00.001-07:00

hey.

exams are OVER. yes i know this has been long overdue but none of you care right?
i'll assume you guys are nodding ure heads in agreement. yep.

i think i did okay for english chemistry physics e math paper ONE.. i totally messed up paper two. jerilyn stop laughing, and history and social studies.

speaking of social studies.i think its just really dull propaganda. we learn about education and health care services and the histroy of singapore. we learn about singapore in asean we learn about singapoe singapore singapore. oh we ocassionally learn about sri lanka and switzerland. but on the whole we just learn a lot of stuff about singapore. and guess what its frigging complusory.

like what?

oh continuing with my ranting.

i think the style the english play is overated. you guys are like oh england is so good. they rock.rooney is like the man. beckham is so rad. owen owns and yadayada. beckham was good. i mean his crosses are like fine but he being the captain? tch. then owen. the midget. he cant do headers, because he's kinda small. so england have to waste one player in peter crouch to knock all the balls down for him. then he cant convert. useless bugger. england has to rely on a frank lampard penalty to win against lowly austria. another example of england horrible playing. they lost to NORTHERN IRELAND. a team that is lower in fifa ranking than singapore. so. technically. singapore can beat england. i see.GO INDRA! heh. speaking of lampard. i think he's the BEST english player. then rooney. he cant play even if he's head depended on it. he just bulldozes his way into defences. then when guys tackle him he goes into a rage.

like huh?

did i mention he looks like a boxer.

i dont like england. bottomline is they just whack long balls from one end to the other.

they should learn from teams like holland. look at them. look at the talent. makaay,van nistelrooy,van der vaart,robben,van der sar,overmas,kluviert,cocu,van der myde. so much quality.they played fluid attacking football. not like some teams that play 4-5-1.

stupid formation.

then u see brazil.

look at their strikers.

baptisa,ronaldo,ronaldinho,robinho,adriano.
heck even their defenders can score.
then the midfield.denilson,edmilson,junhino,ze roberto.then they have dida.
now thats quality.

comparing to england.

goodjoke.and england say. we can win the world cup. sure. first. beat northern ireland.

im sure u guys are nodding ure heads and agreeing with whatever im saying.

then the topic sex.

to all u roman cats. u can leave this site if u guys are like see no evil thing.

sex. why cant it be just the expression of love that couples do. its like porn here porn there. sex is like a enterprise now? mr playboy should just jump. i mean u look at porn pics. the girls there are like so turned on. where did the word one night stand come from. its totally insane. madness. rape cases? they are for desperate people that cant win a girl over. maybe its a self cure for depression. like oh im so useless. tyra banks doesnt know i exist. lemme go rape someone who looks like her. like wtf? prostitutes are desperate as well. i mean like i understand that some prostitutes are like poor and need the bread but cant u just work in mcdonalds. you get free food as well. esp the foldovers. yummy. okay back to the topic. then the movies. dunce bigolow the male gigalow. WHAT? its so corny and so. ugh. whats wrong with abstinence? dammit.guys are so horny these days. its like sex this sex that.tch.

okok.

u guys are like wondering why am i not blogging abt my life today and stuff.

i will. but usually my life is kinda sad and boring. so unless something interesting happens. i probably wont blogg.

oh and if anyone wants a shoutout. u just tag by saying. um.

(ure name) WANTS A SHOUTOUT

haha.

good riddance=D